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matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

nyctophilia-a:

I will lose all the weight. I will be skinny. This is it i don’t care about the cost of it i just know that i am tired of being fat.

wawaqueen:

Girls who wear light colored pants during their period deserve a medal for their bravery

muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

gallifrey-feels:

quietzombiegirl:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

dude are you kidding that’s adorable. My grandparents met at a dance hall and got married because that was what 20 somethings did in the 1940’s.

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

eternalit-y:

I’m not anti-social. I’m just selectively social.

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

palerism:

grandpagrumpko:

darthmater:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

long ago, the four augustuses lived in harmony.

then, everything changed when the metaphors attacked

lived TOGETHER in harmony********